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Margaret Morrissey, of the Parents Outloud campaign group, said the decision to keep thousands of schools shut for a second day sent the wrong signals to children.

She added: “We are giving children the message that when things get difficult you should just stay at home and have fun.”

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If Michael Phelps was a nation, he would be sixth on the medal tally!
— Funny Australian commentators on the Olympic recap this evening
Jul 28
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sometimes, americans do make more sense!

  • Mander: So I always thought that when you Brits say "I can't be arsed", you were saying "can't be ASKED"; you know, like you're really busy and so you can't be asked to do something, and I said it to a professor one day, it was so embarrassing!
  • Rich: You mean you don't say that in America? I can't be arsed to do this and that?
  • Mander: No! Of course not! What does your ass have to do with anything?
Jul 27
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this just sums up multicontinentalism perfectly

  • My brother: Who is our prime minister now?
  • Me: Lee Hsien Loong.
  • Daddy (at the same time): Kevin Rudd.
Jul 23
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